So uh… (https://keithhacks.cyou/mail.php?id=470)
>> *has sex with your mailbox* > Do NOT stick your dick in the post box flap!!!!!!!!!
keith, I regret to inform you I may have read this post and stuck my dick in the post box flap at my house as a joke.
I am stuck. It hurts.
It has been 30 minutes. It is 3 AM and my dick is stuck in a mailbox.
Help.
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Rest in peace, anon's penis. Your Darwin Award will be in the mail as soon as your genitalia is out of the way.
Opinion on n+1?
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N+1? So true bestie.
Opinion on frotting? (Dick rub other dick)
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I think it's pretty hot, need a cute guy to grind his thick throbbing cock against mine
Opinion on anal sex?
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Anal sex sounds pretty based, but I don't have enough data yet. I need a hot guy to shove his thick, throbbing knot deep inside my ass... for research purposes of course!
hello, I think you're really cute and I'm a fan of your posts <3 drink water and get fucked (respectfully, encouraging)
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WBAJKFLBSDKLFBSDKF I don't think I've ever heard get fucked in a positive manner before... but I like it! Thank you! You also sound like you're cute, and I hope you drink water and get fucked as well
UR A CUTIE
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It takes one to know one
u cute
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no u <3
i bought a copy of the communist manifesto today. thoughts?
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You BOUGHT the communist manifesto??? You PAID for it????? <joking>Capitalist scum.</joking>
#yeening
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so true bestie
*has sex with your mailbox*
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Do NOT stick your dick in the post box flap!!!!!!!!!
would you say there is a distinction between gay as in "horny for men" and gay as in "in love with men" and which one are you
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Well, there is a distinction in that somebody can be one but not the other, but they're really just different manifestations of attraction. Anyways I am both in love with and horny for men 24/7
Uhhhhhhh hi I'd like a number 15, number 6, and a side of hot gay sex please
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sorry creampie machine broke
Opinion on [DATA EXPUNGED]?
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Hot take, but I think it's very [CENSORED] and [REDACTED], tbh.
What do you think of OMORI?
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It sure is a video game! Thank you ~keithmail user cocks_lol
What do you think of OMORI?
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Honestly, I have no idea what that is.
mr tables may i have the filename"; ?><?php echo __FILE__; ?>
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That's not gonna work, lol. Anyways, if you want the filename, it's literally just mail.php.
I don't think I've ever heard 
