So uh… (https://keithhacks.cyou/mail.php?id=470)
>> *has sex with your mailbox*
> Do NOT stick your dick in the post box flap!!!!!!!!!
keith, I regret to inform you I may have read this post and stuck my dick in the post box flap at my house as a joke.
I am stuck. It hurts.
It has been 30 minutes. It is 3 AM and my dick is stuck in a mailbox.
Help.
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Rest in peace, anon's penis. Your Darwin Award will be in the mail as soon as your genitalia is out of the way.