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So uh… (

>> *has sex with your mailbox*
> Do NOT stick your dick in the post box flap!!!!!!!!!

keith, I regret to inform you I may have read this post and stuck my dick in the post box flap at my house as a joke.

I am stuck. It hurts.

It has been 30 minutes. It is 3 AM and my dick is stuck in a mailbox.


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Rest in peace, anon's penis. Your Darwin Award will be in the mail as soon as your genitalia is out of the way.

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