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How do you know exactly what I'm thinking right now? Please stop, it's creepy
There's no profanity filter on ~keithmail, people have linked me to gay porn multiple times on here. Truly this is what the Founding Fathers envisioned when they wrote the US Constitution: a world where every man and woman is free, free to speak about werewolf dicks. God bless America! (I wouldn't know, though, I'm from Hell.)
Link: Buff Fortress 2 [SFM] by Colonel Fanzipantzen
hnnnnnggg... men... muscular men...
(Also, I desperately need to add markup support to this thing. I'll stop putting that off now.)
Fuck, this is a difficult question to answer. I'd rank dick and balls together slightly higher than ass, due to their high versatility and fun factor. As separate entities, though, it'd be a toss-up between dick and ass—my decision would come down to whether I felt more like topping or bottoming that particular day.
Opinion on GNU Guix? Opinion on Nix/NixOS? Opinion on declarative/functional programming style package managers?• from
I haven't used Guix or NixOS before, but they do sound interesting. I'd like to properly try them sometime, and share my thoughts in a blog post or video or something.
Is now a good time to remind you that babies can be cooked in MCA Reborn?
I hear you are a fan of anthro canines, big dicks, and anthro canines with humongous dicks• from
anyways someone posted this and I thought of you <3
I am a fan of anthro canines, big dicks, and anthro canines with humongous dicks! Thanks for the post; God I need to press my muzzle into that sweaty bulge of his...
(Also, sorry for mangling your message, I still don't have any rich text support in my anonmail system.)
What is a gec, and why do they have a hundred of them? That seems like an unreasonable amount of gecs to me. Stop hoarding all the gecs!
Wait, what's Wildebeest? (Same user from before just cookie expired)• from
Ah, Wildebeest is Cloudflare's fork of Mastodon, which is designed to exclusively run on their cloud "services".
You ever think about how much cool technology Google, Amazon, Apple, MS, etc. have EEE’d and then get really fucking pissed off? And I’ve already seen hints of this happening to fedi too.• from
God I’m just so frustrated about it
Also my condolences for your infrastructure issues currently happening, I saw the alert when I went to post this
God, yeah. It's frustrating as hell, but I hope that the larger population of technically-inclined people on the Fediverse will realize what's going on sooner and be able to fight things like Wildebeest off. Sadly, it looks like everyone's happy contributing to the destruction of the Internet by using Cloudflare's MiTM scams—sorry, I mean their "CDN and DDoS protection".
I think IPFS has great potential as a CDN replacement if you really need such a thing (I haven't so far), and the "official"
ipfs.io gateway isn't under Cloudflare anymore, but it's annoying that we need to use ~magic HTTP links~ and have IPFS-enabled browsers guess if they can replace them with an IPFS request based on what they look like. I can see major corporations exploiting that heuristic to intentionally break their Web sites and prevent it from gaining traction, unless it's adopted by more than one niche browser soon.
Maybe we should all just move to Tor and do our own thing...
Anyways, regarding the infrastructure issues, thanks for your sympathy. A fair chunk of my services are back up and running, it's just been a busy month for me, and I haven't had the time or energy to fix things as quickly as I would like to.
So anyways I found doomguy porn: https://nitter.net/francishsie/status/1603267185690161152• from
be aware his cock is front and center so if anyone else reading this doesn't want to see that don't click (this warning is not for keith I know punk would want to see lol)
Damn, I'd love to get my hands on that BFG... (This is the link to the photo, for anyone reading. ~keithmail doesn't support links or other rich text, at least not at the moment.)
I'd like to know the answer to this question as well. Sadly, I have not yet been able to procure the necessary materials (cute tops) to properly test this.
No, but now I desperately need one.
opinion on vulvas/vaginas/pussies/cunts/preferred slang term for external female genitalia?• from
not to be straight but I think they're pretty neat myself
I generally tend to prefer dicks, but I agree, they're neat too.