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I hear you are a fan of anthro canines, big dicks, and anthro canines with humongous dicks

anyways someone posted this and I thought of you <3

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(Link to the post from the original message)

I am a fan of anthro canines, big dicks, and anthro canines with humongous dicks! Thanks for the post; God I need to press my muzzle into that sweaty bulge of his... face with heart eyes

(Also, sorry for mangling your message, I still don't have any rich text support in my anonmail system.)

oh yeah new 100 gecs album check it out

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What is a gec, and why do they have a hundred of them? That seems like an unreasonable amount of gecs to me. Stop hoarding all the gecs!

Wait, what's Wildebeest? (Same user from before just cookie expired)


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Ah, Wildebeest is Cloudflare's fork of Mastodon, which is designed to exclusively run on their cloud "services".

You ever think about how much cool technology Google, Amazon, Apple, MS, etc. have EEE’d and then get really fucking pissed off? And I’ve already seen hints of this happening to fedi too.

God I’m just so frustrated about it

Also my condolences for your infrastructure issues currently happening, I saw the alert when I went to post this

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God, yeah. It's frustrating as hell, but I hope that the larger population of technically-inclined people on the Fediverse will realize what's going on sooner and be able to fight things like Wildebeest off. Sadly, it looks like everyone's happy contributing to the destruction of the Internet by using Cloudflare's MiTM scams—sorry, I mean their "CDN and DDoS protection".

I think IPFS has great potential as a CDN replacement if you really need such a thing (I haven't so far), and the "official" ipfs.io gateway isn't under Cloudflare anymore, but it's annoying that we need to use ~magic HTTP links~ and have IPFS-enabled browsers guess if they can replace them with an IPFS request based on what they look like. I can see major corporations exploiting that heuristic to intentionally break their Web sites and prevent it from gaining traction, unless it's adopted by more than one niche browser soon.

Maybe we should all just move to Tor and do our own thing...

Anyways, regarding the infrastructure issues, thanks for your sympathy. A fair chunk of my services are back up and running, it's just been a busy month for me, and I haven't had the time or energy to fix things as quickly as I would like to.

So anyways I found doomguy porn: https://nitter.net/francishsie/status/1603267185690161152

be aware his cock is front and center so if anyone else reading this doesn't want to see that don't click (this warning is not for keith I know punk would want to see lol)


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Damn, I'd love to get my hands on that BFG... face with heart eyes (This is the link to the photo, for anyone reading. ~keithmail doesn't support links or other rich text, at least not at the moment.)

What's the biggest meat you can fit, or how many?

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I'd like to know the answer to this question as well. Sadly, I have not yet been able to procure the necessary materials (cute tops) to properly test this.

have you heard of the self lubricating Bussy?

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No, but now I desperately need one.

opinion on vulvas/vaginas/pussies/cunts/preferred slang term for external female genitalia?

not to be straight but I think they're pretty neat myself

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I generally tend to prefer dicks, but I agree, they're neat too.

Via the power of some strange magic, you know have the ability to look at someone and instantly know if they’d let you suck their dick

What do you do with this power

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I mean, the only logical thing to do with that power would be to suck the dick of every single person I came across who would let me. It'd make it a lot easier to work up the courage to flirt with people I find hot, too.

opinion on girldick?

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I've said this before, but I strongly believe in the A.C.A.B. philosophy—All Cocks Are Beautiful.

>>100 gecs but instead of gecs it’s girldick
>>100 gocks
>from 7c2b00781852178b
>Okay, but how would you take 100 girlcocks at once??

With great effort, I'd imagine. Probably not all simultaneously but you could take all of them in sequence relatively quickly if you made good use of the resources (e.g. holes, lube) available. Folks with vaginas have an advantage here, of course.

Anyways cockgistics (cock logistics) session over

• from 476d8eb1e82afd69

Yeah, fair enough. What's the point if you can't have all of them in you simultaneously, though?

do you like C tho?

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Yeah, C is a good language. I enjoy programming in it, and find it more comfortable than alternatives like Go or Rust. C just lets me have fun and write low-level code in the way I want to.

The parts of the C community I've interacted with also don't have this weird sense of moral superiority. Programming language features are tools, not social justice causes. If you find one helpful, use it—but don't pretend that you're an inherently better person because of it. You're not; you're just an insufferable asshole.

i REALLY REALLY like dragons, on a scale of 1 to 100000000, how much do you like dragons?

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They're pretty cool, we stan dragons on this Web site.


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eating people alive like that one jerma video

100 gecs but instead of gecs it’s girldick

100 gocks

• from 7c2b00781852178b

Okay, but how would you take 100 girlcocks at once??

>>Would you suck off Doomguy (From Doom)
>Uh, YEAH!!! face with heart eyes Of course I would, what kind of mutt do you take me for?

Okay second question would you suck off Samuel Hayden (tall mildly evil robot dude. might not actually have a penis.)

• from f47a4ada309ded97

Absolutely. Robot dick sounds fun, and given that he's chairman of the UAC (and therefore probably very rich), I could use him as a sugar daddy.

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