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Hiiiiiii !! What's ur favorite pepper :3

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The Peter pepper, for reasons that should be obvious:
A photo of some red peter peppers. They look like small uncut dicks.
(image by Brocken Inaglory on Wikimedia Commons)

Do you have a partner?

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Um, actually, they're my mate. Because I put them in a m(The rest of this message has been censored to comply with BBC broadcasting guidelines.)

Why does it say I'm using a harmful browser?

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Ah, that message appears when you're using a Chrome-based browser (or your browser is sending a Chrome user agent string). I set it up back when Google was pushing "Web Environment Integrity". They've since abandoned that project, but they still use the Chrome engine's massive market share to bully browser developers and the W3C into adopting only the Web standards Google wants, regardless of the consensus among everyone else (much like Microsoft used to do with Internet Explorer).

ran into your page from wiby.me's random search, i absolutely adore your site and sona 🐀💜!!!

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Aww, thanks! I appreciate the compliment. Also, I had no idea there was a search engine dedicated to personal Web sites—or that I was popular enough to get indexed by it. I'm definitely going to check it out.

fuck, marry, kill: ben bigger, von lyacon, billy kid

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Hm, that's a tough decision, they're all quite hot. But I'll have to go with: fuck billy kid, marry von lycaon, and unfortunately, by process of elimination, kill ben bigger.

...Can I just fuck them all instead?

This site is delightfully retro! I don't suppose you'd be willing to share the source code? I've been wanting to design a static one myself.

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Hi! I'm so sorry for this super-late response; I was away from my desktop for a bit, and I forgot about this until now. I've just published a Git repository with most of my site's source code. It's probably overkill for a static site, but I hope you find some of it useful anyway. And let me know how your site goes—I'd love to see it, and I'd be happy to help you out with making it. smiling face

hi i love ur website design sm!!

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Thanks! I'm glad you like it smiling face

no way

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The "No Way!" screen from Sonic & Knuckles, which shows Tails, Sonic, Knuckles, and Robotnik standing against a black background while the text "No Way? No Way!" scrolls above them.

cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock

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How do you know exactly what I'm thinking right now? Please stop, it's creepy smiling face with tongue out

secks

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There's no profanity filter on ~keithmail, people have linked me to gay porn multiple times on here. Truly this is what the Founding Fathers envisioned when they wrote the US Constitution: a world where every man and woman is free, free to speak about werewolf dicks. God bless America! (I wouldn't know, though, I'm from Hell.)

more funny buff tf2 men shirtless dancing to tick tock by joji

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Link: Buff Fortress 2 [SFM] by Colonel Fanzipantzen
hnnnnnggg... men... muscular men... heart eyes

(Also, I desperately need to add markup support to this thing. I'll stop putting that off now.)

choose one: dick, butt, or balls

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Fuck, this is a difficult question to answer. I'd rank dick and balls together slightly higher than ass, due to their high versatility and fun factor. As separate entities, though, it'd be a toss-up between dick and ass—my decision would come down to whether I felt more like topping or bottoming that particular day.

Opinion on GNU Guix? Opinion on Nix/NixOS? Opinion on declarative/functional programming style package managers?

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I haven't used Guix or NixOS before, but they do sound interesting. I'd like to properly try them sometime, and share my thoughts in a blog post or video or something.

has minecraft babies with you on purpose

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Is now a good time to remind you that babies can be cooked in MCA Reborn?

I hear you are a fan of anthro canines, big dicks, and anthro canines with humongous dicks

anyways someone posted this and I thought of you <3

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(Link to the post from the original message)

I am a fan of anthro canines, big dicks, and anthro canines with humongous dicks! Thanks for the post; God I need to press my muzzle into that sweaty bulge of his... face with heart eyes

(Also, sorry for mangling your message, I still don't have any rich text support in my anonmail system.)

oh yeah new 100 gecs album check it out

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What is a gec, and why do they have a hundred of them? That seems like an unreasonable amount of gecs to me. Stop hoarding all the gecs!

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