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100 gecs but instead of gecs itโ€™s girldick

100 gocks

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Okay, but how would you take 100 girlcocks at once??

>>Would you suck off Doomguy (From Doom)
>Uh, YEAH!!! face with heart eyes Of course I would, what kind of mutt do you take me for?

Okay second question would you suck off Samuel Hayden (tall mildly evil robot dude. might not actually have a penis.)
(http://keithhacks.cyou/mail.php?id=498)

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Absolutely. Robot dick sounds fun, and given that he's chairman of the UAC (and therefore probably very rich), I could use him as a sugar daddy.

when are you going to RIIR this site

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Never. I like using PHP to make Web sites and applications; it's a language designed for that sort of thing, and I think it actually does the job pretty well. More importantly, I enjoy working with PHP, and building this Web site with it. If I switched to Rust, I wouldn't have fun programming, and that wouldn't do anybody any good at all, now would it?

Which modern civ game is better, 5 or 6? If you answer "i haven't played either" I will cry irl

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Better get the tissue paper, then. I haven't played any of the Civilization games, although they do look fun. I wonder if the system requirements are low enough to let me stream it...

Would you suck off Doomguy (From Doom)

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Uh, YEAH!!! face with heart eyes Of course I would, what kind of mutt do you take me for?

Opinion on Bridget guilty gear??

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I don't know much about Guilty Gear, but I think it's a bit weird how her(?) gender identity was handled in the latest game. She was born male, but forced to identify as a woman her entire life in order to escape persecution due to her town's local superstition. Originally, she was extremely reluctant about this, and would go out of her way to assert that she was a man – what changed? Why is she all of a sudden hiding her true self by rejecting the identity forced onto her since birth? It doesn't make sense.

cum

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I've received this exact message before, and I'm still not sure whether this is a statement or a demand.

coccyx? You mean the cock sex?

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Tailbone more like tailBONER am I right folks???

favorite human organ?

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It's a three-way tie between the prostate, penis, and testicles. (Heh, three-way... smirking face)

idea: fediverse and/or mail transfer agent server that takes the "unix philosophy" of small utilities connected with scripts to the extreme

it ships with 100+ binaries doing everything from interacting with databases to performing basic math

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Actually, a shell-script-friendly database interface which handles data in a simple plain-text format would be pretty cool, I think. As for mathematical calculations, you could use bc, or let in Bash.

do you just kiss boys, or do you kiss girls too? I think you're pretty cute on-line ๐Ÿ˜˜

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IDK, I'm primarily attracted to men and various other nonbinary genders. I don't generally find myself attracted to women, but there have been some exceptions.

Anyways, thanks! smiling face You're also pretty cute. Poggers, even. Slayyy, if you would be so inclined.

idea: meat lover's pizza but instead of meat it is cock

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Sounds delicious! munching face

do you still check this?

heh heh frenulum

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Yeah, I still check this, it goes directly into my e-mail inbox. But I can only respond when I have access to a terminal and can SSH in to my server.

cum

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agreed <3

catra fat ass

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What.

Opinions on kitty cats?

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You mean my boyfriend? Yeah they're pretty cute smiling cat face

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