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fuck, marry, kill: ben bigger, von lyacon, billy kid

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Hm, that's a tough decision, they're all quite hot. But I'll have to go with: fuck billy kid, marry von lycaon, and unfortunately, by process of elimination, kill ben bigger.

...Can I just fuck them all instead?

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