Wait, what's Wildebeest? (Same user from before just cookie expired)

https://keithhacks.cyou/mail.php?id=531

March 17, 04:59 • from 57e3ed45db3d1cb9

Ah, Wildebeest is Cloudflare's fork of Mastodon, which is designed to exclusively run on their cloud "services".

You ever think about how much cool technology Google, Amazon, Apple, MS, etc. have EEE’d and then get really fucking pissed off? And I’ve already seen hints of this happening to fedi too.

God I’m just so frustrated about it

Also my condolences for your infrastructure issues currently happening, I saw the alert when I went to post this

March 4, 21:42 • from 93263b5d1a2c0576

God, yeah. It's frustrating as hell, but I hope that the larger population of technically-inclined people on the Fediverse will realize what's going on sooner and be able to fight things like Wildebeest off. Sadly, it looks like everyone's happy contributing to the destruction of the Internet by using Cloudflare's MiTM scams—sorry, I mean their "CDN and DDoS protection".

I think IPFS has great potential as a CDN replacement if you really need such a thing (I haven't so far), and the "official" ipfs.io gateway isn't under Cloudflare anymore, but it's annoying that we need to use ~magic HTTP links~ and have IPFS-enabled browsers guess if they can replace them with an IPFS request based on what they look like. I can see major corporations exploiting that heuristic to intentionally break their Web sites and prevent it from gaining traction, unless it's adopted by more than one niche browser soon.

Maybe we should all just move to Tor and do our own thing...

Anyways, regarding the infrastructure issues, thanks for your sympathy. A fair chunk of my services are back up and running, it's just been a busy month for me, and I haven't had the time or energy to fix things as quickly as I would like to.

So anyways I found doomguy porn: https://nitter.net/francishsie/status/1603267185690161152

be aware his cock is front and center so if anyone else reading this doesn't want to see that don't click (this warning is not for keith I know punk would want to see lol)

(https://keithhacks.cyou/mail.php?id=498)

December 15, 17:57 • from 101e7417f6422587

Damn, I'd love to get my hands on that BFG... (This is the link to the photo, for anyone reading. ~keithmail doesn't support links or other rich text, at least not at the moment.)

What's the biggest meat you can fit, or how many?

November 14, 10:30 • from 5d5348b365a9ec4a

I'd like to know the answer to this question as well. Sadly, I have not yet been able to procure the necessary materials (cute tops) to properly test this.

have you heard of the self lubricating Bussy?

November 9, 19:09 • from 9289b64987b0bce1

No, but now I desperately need one.

opinion on vulvas/vaginas/pussies/cunts/preferred slang term for external female genitalia?

not to be straight but I think they're pretty neat myself

October 25, 19:05 • from f87dba7e3da58523

I generally tend to prefer dicks, but I agree, they're neat too.

Via the power of some strange magic, you know have the ability to look at someone and instantly know if they’d let you suck their dick

What do you do with this power

October 23, 21:25 • from 86b255df4eeb59a8

I mean, the only logical thing to do with that power would be to suck the dick of every single person I came across who would let me. It'd make it a lot easier to work up the courage to flirt with people I find hot, too.

opinion on girldick?

October 23, 20:54 • from 476d8eb1e82afd69

I've said this before, but I strongly believe in the A.C.A.B. philosophy—All Cocks Are Beautiful.

>>100 gecs but instead of gecs it’s girldick
>>
>>100 gocks
>from 7c2b00781852178b
>
>Okay, but how would you take 100 girlcocks at once??
(https://keithhacks.cyou/mail.php?id=504)

With great effort, I'd imagine. Probably not all simultaneously but you could take all of them in sequence relatively quickly if you made good use of the resources (e.g. holes, lube) available. Folks with vaginas have an advantage here, of course.

Anyways cockgistics (cock logistics) session over

October 23, 20:49 • from 476d8eb1e82afd69

Yeah, fair enough. What's the point if you can't have all of them in you simultaneously, though?

do you like C tho?

October 18, 17:23 • from cd03776a3b155293

Yeah, C is a good language. I enjoy programming in it, and find it more comfortable than alternatives like Go or Rust. C just lets me have fun and write low-level code in the way I want to.

The parts of the C community I've interacted with also don't have this weird sense of moral superiority. Programming language features are tools, not social justice causes. If you find one helpful, use it—but don't pretend that you're an inherently better person because of it. You're not; you're just an insufferable asshole.

i REALLY REALLY like dragons, on a scale of 1 to 100000000, how much do you like dragons?

October 18, 17:18 • from 5ae6eefe127bf605

They're pretty cool, we stan dragons on this Web site.

Vore?

September 29, 16:18 • from 5fc72dfdb2161098

eating people alive like that one jerma video

100 gecs but instead of gecs it’s girldick

100 gocks

September 26, 13:41 • from 7c2b00781852178b

Okay, but how would you take 100 girlcocks at once??

>>Would you suck off Doomguy (From Doom)
>Uh, YEAH!!! face with heart eyes Of course I would, what kind of mutt do you take me for?

Okay second question would you suck off Samuel Hayden (tall mildly evil robot dude. might not actually have a penis.)
(http://keithhacks.cyou/mail.php?id=498)

September 24, 13:38 • from f47a4ada309ded97

Absolutely. Robot dick sounds fun, and given that he's chairman of the UAC (and therefore probably very rich), I could use him as a sugar daddy.

when are you going to RIIR this site

September 19, 20:26 • from 3ec620f8f1e9fcc8

Never. I like using PHP to make Web sites and applications; it's a language designed for that sort of thing, and I think it actually does the job pretty well. More importantly, I enjoy working with PHP, and building this Web site with it. If I switched to Rust, I wouldn't have fun programming, and that wouldn't do anybody any good at all, now would it?

Which modern civ game is better, 5 or 6? If you answer "i haven't played either" I will cry irl

September 19, 17:37 • from 49f741f3cc04728f

Better get the tissue paper, then. I haven't played any of the Civilization games, although they do look fun. I wonder if the system requirements are low enough to let me stream it...