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November 15, 14:06


whats ur opinion on "boywife" and "girlhusband"

November 15, 14:03

they're lovers <3

you ever just like be gay gay homosexual gay? like im just curious not that im gay or anything haha

November 15, 14:02

yeah all the time B-) imagine NOT being gay... fucking straggot

you ever j

November 15, 13:58

you ever j what? finish your sentence, "write failed: broken pipe" looking ass

what music you like

November 8, 16:53

I like a lot of different genres, but my music folder mainly consists of punk rock, MCR, and Amiga demoscene music.

Amongus jokes are dead ^^ are u happy about that?

November 8, 16:28

omg amogus crewmate dead? *hits the emergency meeting button*

* Butts.

November 8, 16:14

no don't comment out the butts :-(

we shod kis

November 8, 15:40


From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Not to be confused with Penix.
This article is about penises of animals in general. For the human organ, see human penis.
Several terms redirect here. For other uses, see Penis (disambiguation), Penes (disambiguation), and Penile, Louisville.

A penis (plural penises or penes (/-niːz/)) is the primary sexual organ that male animals use to inseminate females (or hermaphrodites) during copulation.[1][2] Such organs occur in many animals, both vertebrate and invertebrate, but males do not bear a penis in every animal species, and in those species in which the male does bear a so-called penis, the penises in the various species are not necessarily homologous.

November 8, 15:17

Ah, Penix, the Unix distribution for HP-FUX systems.

if you ate 40,000 bananas in 10 mins you would die from radiation poisoning

November 8, 15:06

Damn, there go my plans for the weekend.

what if the world is filled with cats

November 8, 15:02

A character from The Simpsons looking horrified while imagining people holding hands and dancing together in harmony.

Fat fucking cock and balls and nuts and dick and penis

November 8, 15:01

Cock, balls, nuts, dick, AND penis? In this economy?!


November 8, 14:46

Don't tell anyone, but it's 420-69-1337. Do you need the 3 numbers on the back as well?

Best kind of hat?

November 8, 14:46

<joke>*tips fedora*</joke>

Largest cardboard box you've ever had the privilege of meeting?

November 8, 14:46

The one I use as my PC case (goes to insert a CD and the entire box falls apart)

How many cats is enough?

November 8, 14:45

There is no such thing as "enough cats". "Enough" and "cats" don't belong in the same sentence.

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