Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson licks himself clean of your cum and whispers into your ears: "Keith: the text containers on your website trigger horizontal scrolling on mobile when they contain long unbroken text, like PGP fingerprints".
anyway what do you think about contrapoints
wbjkslbflkjasbelfkjsfsdfhrogpgf what has this become
have you ever had a threesome
Not yet, sadly. Hopefully I'll have the opportunity soon.
BDSM harnesses eh? :raised_eyebrow:
Yeah. I genuinely think they look really cool as an outfit accessory. Plus, I like to wear them - it pisses off the right people.
long dick, short dick, medium dick, any length dick thick dick, skinny dick, medium dick, any thickness dick curvy dick, straight dick, any shape dick
make your choices
I don't really have a preference, I like all dicks, but I will say this: thick dicks can be somewhat impractical. They're definitely very aesthetically pleasing, and in theory you could have a lot of fun with them, but they take a lot more prep to, well, take. It's usually worth it in the end, though.
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson interrupts your attempt to ram your horns by performing the Pec Pop of Loveâ„¢. Quick, where do you unload your cum?
ok google, is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson a bottom
Honestly, the funny thing about Whitehouse v. Lemon (1977 UK blasphemy case about poem about Jesus having gay sex, for context) is that it shows how blasphemy is in the eye of the beholder. It's only possible to conceive of such a thing as "vilifying Christ" assuming you start from a homophobic position that depicting Jesus as having gay sex is inherently insulting rather than praiseworthy. As for any actual question... thoughts on how homophobes get to frame debates around queer expression?
Huh, that's interesting, I didn't know about that. Anyways yeah, I could go into a whole rant about homophobes, restrictions on queer self-expression, and respectability politics, but I'd rather scream about that on its own dedicated page, so I'll just say this: it's fucking bullshit and I think we need to go back to rioting in the streets wearing nothing but BDSM harnesses until people wise up.
there's this new thing they invented, it's called men What Are Your Thoughts On This?
Holy SHIT, where do I sign up???
> target acquired
what if we did more than kiss 😳
no handholding i'm saving myself for a pack of 50 gay werewolves
dwayne "the rock" johnson with cat ears lumbers towards you. what do you do?
1. blush and look away 2. get on your hands and knees 3. start quoting german philosophers
4. assert dominance by affectionately ramming him with my horns
while eating ass would you rather swallow diarrhea or hemorrhoids assuming disease was not a factor
Actually Megan, I can't sit ANYWHERE! I have hemorrhoids
> my only goals in life are to … kiss all the boys
i'm a b-boy,, ,,, 👉 👈
target acquired
it's more likely than you may think
Well? hand over the balls then
i also agree with more gay sex poetry
As you should <3
Balls
Balls? In my mailbox?
Is poetry a good thing, and if so, why?
It's not inherently good, but it's not inherently bad either. It's just a form of art, a manner of self-expression and creativity. It's a very human thing, I guess.
Anyways there should be more poems about gay sex IMO. That's the takeaway from this. Write more poetry about guys getting fucked in the ass.
if you had to pick one movie you watched over and over again for the rest of your life what would it be
Does furry porn count?
Also, I forgot to mention this earlier, but there is a character limit on these messages - I forget what exactly I set it to, but the PGP signature alone definitely takes up a sizeable chunk. So you won't be able to sign very long messages, unfortunately. To be fair, I didn't really expect anyone to try to do that, because this was intended to be, well, anonymous.
hemorrhoids 
