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do you have a button or something i can put on my site to link to you
I don't really have anything to put on a button for my Web site (except for my avatar), but feel free to link to it!
Hello. You recently asked someone to submit a penis request. What does this entail?
You have to push the HEAD
into the upstream penis repository and request for your, uh, "branch" to be merged.
Re: Re: penis jenga
What if one wants to keep their dinger donger?
Also IMO synthetic phalluses must be permitted, to include the penis deficient
Yeah of course, that's why you'd have to take it off, to level the playing field.
Re: penis jenga
It’s basically frotting with extra steps and definitely not something I made up just now for a laugh
Coward. All the pros play by undergoing bottom surgery and assembling giant Jenga towers out of their decapitated penises.
Opinion on penis jenga? (Exactly what it sounds like)
PENIS JENGA?????? "It's exactly what it sounds like" doesn't help clarify the situation at all.
That being said, where the hell do I sign up?
It's truly a shame :(( I had a dentist appointment the day that Morbius was rereleased! I sure do hope they release it a third time.
Yeah, I also had a dentist appointment that day, and my Ferrari exploded so I couldn't drive to the theater! I bet if Marvel re-released Morbius it would earn $5 quintillion in the box office and not totally flop causing Disney and Sony severe financial damage or anything
But I also want to see his posts sometimes
Yeah, but you can do that from another account, or just block without muting? Either way, if he really is as cool as you say, then he'll respect your boundaries.
jane's revenge based or ultrabased
If you're talking about the group that attacked pro-life "crisis pregnancy centers" (which don't actually help pregnant people in crisis, but instead manipulate and gaslight them), then yeah, they're pretty cool imo.
Fun fact he does not actually say “it’s morbin’ time”
Also fun fact birdsite shitposters literally gaslit an entire movie studio into running their movie in theaters again so it could bomb again and it wouldn’t have worked if they had paid attention and realized the memes were ironic
Yeah. That was the only good thing to come out of Twitter in a very, very long time, lol.
Please help my Dad is on fedi too and I keep seeing him randomly
He’s pretty cool but I don’t want him to know my handle
Yeah, I don't know how to help you there, just block & mute him I guess?
morbius
This was such an insightful and emotionally touching message! Thank you so much for sending it to me OVER 80 TIMES.