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> Ah, sorry, I thought you were the same person as before

it's all good, i should have read a bit more of the backlog :hugs:

Yeah, it's just a boundaries thing. I'm fine with lewd jokes and questions on here, but I don't want to engage in, like, actual online sexual activity on my public mailbox page.

How does this mailbox system work? Messages get sent to you via email but how do you post replies to the site?

Messages get sent to me via e-mail and stored in a SQL database, I then SSH into my server and run a script to add my response to the database.

i'm watching one of your archived streams and you have a cute voice

Thanks! Those streams are pretty old though lol, I've been meaning to stream more but I'm busy a lot lately.

Forth implementation for KNOTS?

KNOTS (the Genera-like operating system I'm working on) is probably going to go directly from Lisp code to native instructions. You could implement Forth on top of Lisp if you wanted to, but to me it just seems like a downgrade.

>>Cum
>is this a statement or a demand

To be honest I didn’t think that far ahead. Interpret it as either, both, or neither. Or something else entirely.

Anyways, cum.

I did, how do you think the mailbox page's text box got its white background?

keith lewd alt when

Never, probably. I don't tend to break myself up into multiple accounts - I like to be able to post whatever the hell I want in the same place, rather than separating, say, the "Lisp programmer" part of me from the "extremely gay furry" part of me. My current online presence is my lewd alt, basically.

do you have any recs for short steamy fiction

Sort of? I have a few pieces of fanfiction bookmarked, and an idea bouncing around in my head for some erotic fiction I've wanted to try and write, but haven't gotten around to. Is there anything specifically that you're looking for?

do you know how to get rid of acne (dont say cum i tried that)

You can't just casually drop "don't say cum, I tried that" as if it isn't the most intensely loaded statement i've ever heard in my life

(haha loaded)

is the film *Everything, Everywhere, All At Once*
what bodily fluids does the title refer to
how did each one get there
(be detailed)

BREAKING: 3 dead, 15 injured, 5 ejaculated in horrific watersports-related explosion

a statement, demand, request, offering, and a debt all at once

well uh. yes please and/or make me?

Cum

is this a statement or a demand

what if you were playing amongus when siddenly 𓂸ඞ

when the infiltrator is dubious

Favorite orifice?

This is the best way I've heard this question phrased far. Anyways, if you don't have a writhing maw of tentacles, then an ass is the next best thing.

there's a cute dick in front of you

what do

(elaborate details appreciated)

If I'm being honest with myself, what usually happens is that I turn bright red, drop to my knees, and lose the ability to form coherent sentences. The "dropping to my knees" part is just an excuse to get closer to it, though.

> they take a lot more prep to, well, take. It's usually worth it in the end, though.

so you have experience with thick dicks then? 👀👀

Eh, not much unfortunately. crying face

idea: two dicks

Why stop at just two? There's no such thing as too many dicks!

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