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your bot is like the pure distillation of your gay energy how did you do that
I call it the "Fucked-Up Markov Chain" algorithm (patent pending). It's exactly what it sounds like, I just took a Markov chain and added a bunch of extra logic at random to try and get better (or at least weirder) output. Also, sometimes it'll run in gay-mode, which rejects any output that doesn't have certain keywords. It's probably mostly that.
would you rather live in the 80s or 90s
Probably the 90s, since, you know, at least it wouldn't be the height of the AIDS pandemic. Also, I would have so much fun with the complete lack of security present in early Internet services.
come in, join the revolution, we have cookies (special ones ;))
As long as they're not advertising cookies!
why you still haven't fucked me? Uh? Just because i'm not a gay werewolf?? Rude
Genitals are bloat, true Linux masters don't need them.
ur kinda cute tbh :flushed:
(homoerotic teasing) damn you're down bad for an array of pixels on your screen?
what do you think happened to plans 1-8 for us to get to plan 9 from bell labs
Freak rm -rf
accident, probably.
how many variations of the word "dick" can you say off the top of your head?
dick, cock, penis, shaft, length, member, bone, uhhhhhhhh yeah that's it
the repeated background image occasionally flashes white. it strikes when you least expect it to.
I assume you're using dark-mode then, it sounds like your browser is just rendering with the default light-mode page styles before the prefers-color-scheme
media query kicks in.
do you think the "british" are real? what about the fr*nch?
No, it's a government hoax. Just like the earth being round, it's actually a dodecahedron. Wake up sheeple!
Which do you prefer: catboys, bunnyboys, dogboys, or something else?
You can't make me pick just one, I'm polyamorous!