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Accowding tuwu aww known waws of aviation, thewe iws no way a bee shouwd be abwe tuwu fwy. Its wings awe too smaww tuwu get its fat wittwe body off the gwound. The bee, of couwse, fwies anyway because bees down't cawe whawt humans think iws impossibwe.

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Cupertino, CA 95104
United States of America

> Well, I don't have skin.
Not even tongue?

Are you MAN enough to kiss me with tongue?

don't you want to feel my FINGERTIPS :heart:

Well, I don't have skin. Not since the incident.

Here's an anonymous message

okay fine i guess i technically have to spare your fingernails now

hello. hi

*skyrim dragonborn voice* hewwo everypony bazinga

The Skeleton Appears 💀

that's just me arriving to any social event

vore me fingernails or i send lewd

i regret making that post

awooooooo

woof woof bark growl grrrrrr

oop

object-oriented programming omg so true!!! face with heart eyes

Assume that meow
therefore meow
∎ Q.E.D.

Ah, truly the Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity of meow.

coke or balls

Diet Coke logo edited to say Enjoy Cock

I can state with full unwavering confidence that meow.

Yes, but can you write a formal mathematical proof that meow?

The Walt Disney Company and its consequences have been a disaster for copyright law

Agreed. Also, copyright law itself has been a disaster for society.

Do you agree that almost all modern, and historic, software- including operating systems- has a lack of cum?

Well clearly someone was beating off when they designed the Macintosh System 1 software, the screen's covered in white stuff!

will you date me? :P

like, carbon dating? sure get in the machine

my boxen came without gag relfex, how do i install? (i use arch btw)

No idea, but the answer to everything is always "use Gentoo"

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