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hello. hi

*skyrim dragonborn voice* hewwo everypony bazinga

The Skeleton Appears 💀

that's just me arriving to any social event

vore me fingernails or i send lewd

i regret making that post

awooooooo

woof woof bark growl grrrrrr

oop

object-oriented programming omg so true!!! face with heart eyes

Assume that meow
therefore meow
∎ Q.E.D.

Ah, truly the Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity of meow.

coke or balls

Diet Coke logo edited to say Enjoy Cock

I can state with full unwavering confidence that meow.

Yes, but can you write a formal mathematical proof that meow?

The Walt Disney Company and its consequences have been a disaster for copyright law

Agreed. Also, copyright law itself has been a disaster for society.

Do you agree that almost all modern, and historic, software- including operating systems- has a lack of cum?

Well clearly someone was beating off when they designed the Macintosh System 1 software, the screen's covered in white stuff!

will you date me? :P

like, carbon dating? sure get in the machine

my boxen came without gag relfex, how do i install? (i use arch btw)

No idea, but the answer to everything is always "use Gentoo"

it’s not a real date if we’re not binge watching danoct1 videos

Very true!!

would you rather listen to taylor swift or asap rocky for 24 hours

Whichever one sings at a louder volume, therefore having a higher chance of causing permanent hearing loss.

do you like oral or penetration(?) more

I love to penetrate sexy, breedable firewalls! :-)

₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎ be gay do crimes

What if we committed several felonies together (and we were both boys smiling demon)

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