your bot is like the pure distillation of your gay energy how did you do that
I call it the "Fucked-Up Markov Chain" algorithm (patent pending). It's exactly what it sounds like, I just took a Markov chain and added a bunch of extra logic at random to try and get better (or at least weirder) output. Also, sometimes it'll run in gay-mode, which rejects any output that doesn't have certain keywords. It's probably mostly that.