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if chief keef, does that mean chieth keith

I think this message is the worst one I've ever recieved. Thank you!

helo 🐇
just a testing :) <!--

fuckign bnuuy

okay i just watched the xenia incident video again and nearly pissed myself laughing
it always gets me

WBAKJFBDSLKJFDSL thanks lol

computers are one of the things to exist

one of the inventions of all time

if the zombie apocalypse happened right now wherever you are whatever you have what’s your plan and what’s your first move? do you survive?

Honestly, I'd probably be one of the first to die, simply by virtue of being the token queer character. My plan would simply be to make my inevitable demise as dramatic, tragic, and strangely erotic as possible.

AA hi cute penis enjoyer

Guys I Can't Lie, I Enjoy The Refreshing Taste Of:
the word Cock in the style of the Coca-Cola logo

i;m gay

OMG, a gay person on my Web site? Nooooooo I was totally just joking about being gay haha kiss me

sorry that was rude. what is your opinion on penis, i wonder? good day

Penis? More like pBASED

penis opinions now

I'm a strong believer of ACAB (All Cocks Are Beautiful).

> wtf wallace from wallace and gromit in my dms????
wensleydale

face with heart eyes

opinion on cheese?

wtf wallace from wallace and gromit in my dms????

> Are you MAN enough to kiss me with tongue?
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That's not a very secure keysmash... :/

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127.0.0.1
1 Infinite Loop
Cupertino, CA 95104
United States of America

> Well, I don't have skin.
Not even tongue?

Are you MAN enough to kiss me with tongue?

don't you want to feel my FINGERTIPS :heart:

Well, I don't have skin. Not since the incident.

Here's an anonymous message

okay fine i guess i technically have to spare your fingernails now

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