Melt into a puddle?? No... you have FREED me from my curse... thank you...
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Oh, it's the classic prince gets turned into a frog by Twitter and only a kiss from a Fedi user can change him back story?
Roleplays as a Twitter user. Y'know, as a funny
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*steals your credentials and deactivates your Twitter account, causing you to melt into a puddle as your source of evil power is destroyed*
Or maybe I could ratio your dick i dunno shghsghbshbg 🥺
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Oh god, anything but Twitter user ERP...
Fuck RATIOS how about you ratio my dick 😎
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Gladly! (this was the closest emoticon I had to licking lips)
Anyways enough MATH let's get down to what's important: KISSING
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You really said how about you solve for some bitches
top:switch:bottom ratio?
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Again, no idea. Ideally all three are as high as possible though.
Is there a top:bottom polycule ratio
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I have no idea. A lot of people are probably going to be switches like myself, though, and will fluctuate between the two somewhat randomly - or want to perform both roles at the same time.
Wait shit we're both bottoms aren't we
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That's not exactly accurate, but it's not outright incorrect either.
I wanna kiss boys, you wanna kiss boys :flushed:
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Yeah I also want to dual-wield thick, meaty cocks :3
I mean they gotta start some way right... shhsgsbghsggsgh
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I think most of them just tend to grow from a smaller "seed crystal" polycule, honestly. I have no clue how to start one, I guess I should set up a mailing list or something???
Let's start our own polycule then
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I'm polyamorous and yearning to be in a polycule. What do?
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I have absolutely no idea either, I'm in the same boat as you
your cookie signature system is pretty cool
• impersonating hey did you know you can forge these
Finally someone figured it out! Yeah, the system detects if you've forged a cookie, but lets your message go through anyways. Figured it'd be more fun that way, lol.
i started using punk pronouns after i saw them here are you proud
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Hell yeah! Good for you
I may have asked this already but
Opinion on penis?
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I love penises, I absolutely cannot get enough of them. They're just so beautiful! Nothing makes me happier than watching a pretty boy's dick twitch and throb as it shoots thick, creamy ropes of cum all over his body. Except, of course, that same boy pinning me down and shooting thick, creamy ropes inside my hole instead.
Also, side note, I just wanted to point out that this is message ID 420. Let us celebrate this momentous occasion with a giant werewolf orgy!
(this was the closest emoticon I had to licking lips)
I also want to dual-wield thick, meaty cocks :3
They're just so beautiful! 
Nothing makes me happier than watching a pretty boy's dick twitch and throb as it shoots thick, creamy ropes of cum all over his body. Except, of course, that same boy pinning me down and shooting thick, creamy ropes inside my hole instead.
