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same a boy needs to kiss me until i can't think

You're in the desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?

fuck you franklin i never liked you bitch ass motherfucker

Have you ever experienced anything "supernatural"?

Sadly, despite shouting "spirits in this place, come here and FUCK me" every time I enter a room, I have not experienced any paranormal encounters yet. :-(

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how it feels to parse html using regex

you're a sussy little imposter

oh yes im your sussy baka say it louder *moans* /j

ØwØ

A catbøy once bit my sister... No realli!

<strong>testing</strong>

yeah no sorry the input field is plaintext, might do bbcode at some point

keith "keith" (keith)

so true bestie anyways stream (please do i had to recompile ffmpeg for this):

meow

stop appropriating catboy culture

also why php

Basically, because PHP is simple, I already know it, and it's good for this sort of thing. I don't need a framework designed for making Web Apps™, just a lightweight, flexible scripting language I can reuse elements & dynamically insert HTML with. And PHP does that job pretty well, I think.

(It also adds to the 'old Web site' aesthetic, lol.)

flat design pls

I don't like modern flat/minimalist UIs, honestly. There's no personality. My site may look like something from the 1990s, but at least it looks like something.

Also, don't make me redesign this thing in the style of Microsoft Bob :-)

Cum on the chocolate Keith.

so that's how they make boston cream donuts

Do you like kitsune? Are foxboys valid?

yes i love foxboys,, adorable mischevious fuckers. forehead kisses for them all

What's "the right thing" for genital design?

eldritch horror! you can't assign gender to a writhing mass of tentacles B-)

hey there, you seem cool :)

i AM cool B-) also you're cool too

if you do not mind answering a fun little question, what is your favourite minecraft block!

That's a tough question! I don't really have one specific favourite block, but here are my top picks:

  • Building: I'm an edgy bitch so I really like Blackstone and Deepslate. Deepslate's a good middle so things don't get too dark, it's a shame it's only in the latest update.
  • Decoration: Gotta go with the Sculk Sensor. Technically it's a redstone component, but it just looks so COOL!!
  • Redstone: Either the Observer or the Redstone Comparator. Both are simple yet incredibly flexible.
  • Modded: If we're including modded blocks, the Nixie Tube from Create slaps. It was really fun to get the machinery and materials to craft my first one, and IRL Nixie tubes are beautiful. Honestly, anything from Create is amazing, I love its steampunk aesthetic.

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