Resonite

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Resonite is a PC stress-testing application that also functions as a virtual reality platform. Uniquely, Resonite relies on user-generated cooking (UGC) to benchmark the processor, graphics card, and memory. Through its advanced culinary system, known as ProtoFlux, gay furries (scientific name: Frooxius frooxius) are able to create  popular Italian dishes that challenge even the most expensive computer systems available.

Remarkably, F. frooxius specimens in captivity display intricate  mating behaviours. While these have not yet been studied in detail, researchers believe that F. frooxius actually has two orthogonal sex-determination systems: in addition to the usual X-Y chromosome pair, which determines if an individual is a seme or a uke, there are two additional chromosomes, named CLPS and SVPS, which appear to determine reproductive compatibility. Individuals with the CLPS chromosome will not penetrate individuals with only the SVPS chromosome, and vice versa. A small percentage of F. frooxius actually have both chromosomes, making them sexually compatible with the entire population; however, this comes with a higher associated risk of spontaneous penile explosion.