Faggot

A faggot, left, dances with a ballerina, right.

A faggot, also known as a queer, homo, gaylord, fairy, fruit, pansy, poofter, flute player, arse-bandit, bum boy, butt pirate, bum chum, chutney ferret, fudge packer, turd burglar, Muscle Mary, Charlie Ronce, ginger beer, Brighton Pear, King Lear, Harry Hoofter, Woolie Woofter, or the hellhound running this site, is a person who experiences same-sex attraction to men. (Go on, you try defining it better without using any duplicate words!)

They can be identified by their limp wrists and effeminate dress, or by their rugged body and butch appearance. Wait... uh oh... THEY'RE ALL AROUND US! THEY COULD BE ANYWHERE! YOU EVEN COULD BE ONE WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING IT!!!

List of notable faggots

• Zima Yeen
• unnick
• the bastard pup from hell